Beware of Husband
Pets Are Shady Too
Wife Is Cool Doormat
Funny Text Doormat New House Gift
Husband: lazy AF, farts stink, will burp out of turn.
Pets: also lazy AF, farts stick even worse, will bark at anyone that comes around. Wife: chill.
Visitors will know to ask for the woman of the house when they come by and see this hilarious coir mat on your porch.